Data Log of Black Shores Staff Forum

An incomplete record of a discussion thread on the Black Shores' Staff Forum about the access doors.

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[17:59] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Black Shores Secret Maze Dungeon 1=3. Need a skilled Resonator to guard me while I dig for treasure.
[17:59] Honest Merchant KU-Money: No worries, all loot (gold, gear, etc.) goes to the Black Shores and will be converted into KPI.
[18:01] Attendance Secretary KU-Work: [Sticker]
[18:01] Attendance Secretary KU-Work: KU-Money, you slacking off again?
[18:02] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Slacking off? Not at all! I'm making money for the Black Shores!
[18:02] Attendance Secretary KU-Work: Then what's this "Secret Maze Dungeon" you're talking about?
[18:02] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Have you not been keeping up with the forum? It's that cool place you can get to through access doors! The one where people find all sorts of treasures.
[18:03] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Remember when KU-Goodie was talking about treasure the other day? It made me think... I remember stumbling upon some old files about these access doors ages ago...
[18:03] Brave Wooly Knight: KU-Money, how long ago is "ages ago"?
[18:03] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Oh, just a few hundred years.
[18:04] Misty the Intel Broker: Wut?
[18:04] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Ku ku ku... It’s about time someone reclaimed these old assets.
[18:05] Attendance Secretary KU-Work: So, is this your excuse for skipping work?
[18:05] Honest Merchant KU-Money: Hey, I'm not skipping work! Besides, the treasure isn't that easy to find. Even if I tell you the riddle's answer, you still might not find it unless you're lucky.
[18:05] Misty the Intel Broker: So! What's the answer, then?
[18:06] Honest Merchant KU-Money: UP, OUTSIDE, DOWN, OUTSIDE, DOWN.
[18:06] Attendance Secretary KU-Work: ?? What are you even talking about?!